Grace Herbert, what are you waiting for?, 2019. Photos Remi Chauvin.
Ambition is a lifestyle. Generate industrious wellbeing. Redefine your personal fulfilment through abundant success. Create your life’s work in your work life and be faithful to your own brand. Become part of the greater we.
Take 3 minutes out of your schedule today to gain unlimited productivity, open out creative capacity and build meaningful prosperity. Bod Pod™, the Gold Standard in Body Composition Analysis, can evaluate your current state of personal growth, recommend a course of action and, with repeat sessions, track the attainment of goals.
Productivity is authenticity is wellbeing is quantifiable.
00 Data Entry
Welcome + currentSubject.firstName + currentSubject.lastName + .
Please ensure that all hair is tucked inside the cap. This is important for accuracy.
Please sit down. The procedure will last for one hundred and eighty seconds.
During this time, breathe evenly in and out, in and out, in a relaxed tidal rhythm. Do not laugh. Do not talk. Talking or laughing will invalidate results.
Do not move. Do not touch the walls of the Bod Pod™. There is immediate response to perturbation.
P1V1 = P2V2 = CONSTANT
Relax now please + currentSubject.firstName + and place your hands in your lap.
01 Calibration / Equilibration
Under isothermal conditions (Boyle’s Law), the temperature of air remains constant as volume changes. The air in lungs, skin, clothing and hair behaves isothermally.
P1 / P2 = V 2 / V1
Under adiabatic conditions (Poisson’s Law), the temperature of air does not remain constant as its volume changes. The majority of the air in the Bod Pod™ behaves adiabatically.
P1 / P2 = (V2 / V1)γ
γ = ratio of specific heat of gas at constant pressure and constant volume (approx 1.4)
Numeric ranges are calibrated precisely for you, + currentSubject.firstName + currentSubject.lastName + in the available range of volume and pressure. We track air displacement. Please do not blow hard + currentSubject.firstName +. Blowhard errors invalidate calibration.
02 Data Collection
Thought impulses to date, by you + currentSubject.firstName + , have produced the density and mass of body-form-life-form that you are. Take stock, take responsibility and take control.
Density (density) = Mass (scale) / Volume (Bod Pod™)
--> We determine your Mass by weighing
--> We determine your Volume by displacement within the Bod Pod™
--> We determine your Density by the equation: Density = Mass / Volume
P1V1 = P2V2 = CONSTANT
% fat = [495/density] - 450
% lean mass = 100 - % fat
Volume and pressure vary inversely with one another. Air displacement within the Bod Pod™ exposes volume. Oscillation within the Bod Pod™ diaphragm produces a frequency that penetrates and quantifies your percentage fat, percentage lean, life form mass and density + currentSubject.firstName + . All data is retrieved.
03 Results
D (Density) = H (Habit) * ∞
Here are your results + currentSubject.firstName + . Habitual re-iteration of thought impulse has assembled the characteristics of the body-form-life-form you are. We read this form and find:
--> Willingness propensity: 43%
--> Change capacity: 0.00876g/kg
--> Adversity levels: 985kg/m3 at 23.6%
Every adversity brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. (1)
Displacement can move the unwilling into the productive. Displacement can shift dense blockage into symbolic diversion. The way becomes clear for you + currentSubject.firstName +. Perturbation and pressure can be transfigured to construct value, self-worth and success.
Success requires no apologies. Failure permits no alibis. (2)
Displace the influences of your unfortunate past and unhelpful environment, + currentSubject.firstName + , and from today, going forward, build your own life to order. Displace physical density, volume, percentage fat and lean mass into new thought impulse. Transmute this new thought impulse into its physical tangible counterpart; profit, health, popularity, marketable success – that is, the new + currentSubject.firstName +.
Displacement of unwanted negatives can be induced by repeated instructions to the subconscious mind through the principle of auto-suggestion in compounding iteration. Failure is largely the result of habit. D (density) = H (habit) * ∞ Develop new habit. Invert failure to its immanent counterpart through infinite recursion.
Increase your volume + currentSubject.firstName + to decrease pressure. Success will follow a 4.346% shift in percentage fat and minimum decrease of 5 kg/m³ density. Prosperity will self-organise in the adjusted body mass through your industrious effort.
currentSubject.firstName +, your unique, powerful, bespoke mantra for effective recursive affirmation will now be whispered by Bod Pod™. Listen closely.
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Thank you + currentSubject.firstName +. The procedure is complete. Please return to your hot desk.
Linda Dement
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Footnotes
(1) Hill, Napoleon; “Think and Grow Rich”, Ralston Society, USA, 1937, p47
(2) Hill p46
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Bibliography
Hill, Napoleon; “Think and Grow Rich”, Ralston Society, USA, 1937
WeWork Coworking and Office Space; Mission Statement, https://www.wework.com/
Peer Nutrition Counselling (PNC), California State University; “Bod Pod Overview 2010”